Random thoughts about a turkey

So I started marinading my turkey tonight. I know. I should have done it yesterday. The fact that I'm doing it all is amazing so give me a break. I cleaned him up real good and even remembered to take both bags of crap out of each cavitiy this time. (The first time I ever cooked a turkey I forgot both-ha!)While I was performing this somewhat grotesque ritual I started wondering who's job it is to stuff those slimy bags back in there. The butcher? the baker? the candlestick maker? Really? who does that? One in the neck hole..one in the butt hole...one in the neck hole...one in the butt hole. Fun. Are they done one at a time? in an assembly line? And how can I be sure that the neck, liver and gizzards that are stuffed deep into my fowl friend are actually his, and not from some gobbler in Arkansas or something.

hmmmm...so yeah. Happy Thanksgiving

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