Bush Bashing

I'm in the mood. What can I say. I thought this was humorous in it's own way. Sad and mostly likely true, but still...



George Bush meets with the Queen of England.

He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government? Are there any tips you can give
to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is
to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me
are really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You
just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The
Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send
Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiles "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your
mother and father have a child. It is not your brother
and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers,
"Well, your Majesty, that would be me."

"Yes, Very good," says the Queen.

Bush goes back home to ask Dick Cheney, his Vice
President, the same question. "Dick, answer this for
me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not
your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says Cheney, "let me get back to you
on that one."

Cheney goes to his Advisors and asks every one, but
no! ne can g ive him an answer. Finally, he ends up in
the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in
the next stall. Cheney shouts, "Colin! Can you answer
this for me?

Your mother and father have a child and it's not your
brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

Cheney smiles, and says, "Thanks!"

Then, Cheney goes back to speak with Bush. "Say, I did
some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
It's Colin Powell."

Bush gets up, stomps over to Cheney and angrily yells
into his face,
"No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
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MAY GOD BE WITH US THESE NEXT THREE YEARS