I'm in love with a woman...

She has big hands and rides a Harley. I haven't told her I'm in love with her yet. I'm sure she will just laugh.

She knows exactly what I want and need before I say anything. She touches me like no one has ever touched me before. I can't even find words to describe what she does to my body. It's like heaven, a release...a heavenly release. I hate to leave her and I'm always counting down the days until I can see her again. Absolutely no one can make me feel the way she does! And I'm going to be seeing her again. Soon. Very soon.

So, who is this mystery woman? Anyone? Anyone? (Bueller? Bueller?)