What's new pussycat?

Okay. Before I begin I'd just like to give a special "shout-out" to all the assholes in the world...FUCK YOU!

There. I feel better. Those of you who are not assholes (and I'm sure you know who you are) please feel free to ignore the above shout-out. If any of you are sitting there, right now, and wondering..."am I an asshole?"...then you probably are. It's just that you're too much of an asshole to even realize that you are an asshole. I'm not hatin'. Just giving credit were credit is due.

Moving on. You are now reading the blog of a 10lb lighter blogger. Did you get that? 10lbs down in only 2 weeks. Woo f-ing Hoo. I heart this diet. Mostly because it's not really a diet. I'm actually changing. For the better...which is no easy feat for me. I look better. I feel better (and I'm no longer starving, btw.) The South Beach Diet kicks fat's ass!

Next on the agenda...I've been busyMaking Babies.Check them out!

That's all for now. I don't want to waste too much of naptime blogging. I'd rather spend it vegging out in front of the TV. :)

Over and out.