Is recess over??

Damn...I didn't even hear the bell. I'm back. Sort of. I took an extra long break from blogger land to try to catch up on some real life. I did that, and now I'm back for the time being. I can't promise that I won't disappear again, however, because, well...I like livin' on the edge. Here's what's new in my world.

1. I'm still not making any money. Well, I'm making some but not much. Luckily Jack's Daddy just got a raise, which takes the pressure off.

2. I'm a non-smoking, haven't had a drink in forever, weight dropping rock star. I'm finding my "miracle pill" has turned me into a stress free (just about) super achiever. (No, I'm not trying to quit drinking...I just haven't felt that "oh my god...give me a fucking drink" urge)

3. It rained for days on end, which totally sucked, But, our grass is now full and green and the sun is shining...which totally doesn't suck.

4. My mother came to visit. She left. She's coming back again. This here, is where the "just about" part of stress-free comes in. I've yet to find any miracle pill that can help me deal with a visit from mother. Need I say more? Probably, but I don't feel like it.

5. Major life decision is on the table. To birth or not to birth... another child. Am I crazy?? Well...yes, actually I am, but that really is beside the point. For the past two years I've said no friggen' way. Now that Jack is almost two and I'm chemically balanced I'm thinking...eh..why not?? Feel free to offer advice. I usually don't listen to it, but this time I will.

6. I'm painting again. Or, I should say, I painted Saturday night. Huge accomplishment, considering I've been dry for months.

7. All and all things are going well. I'm happy, healthy, and horny. What more could a girl ask for?

How's that for excitement? What? You're not excited? You know your life it just as boring as mine. If it wasn't you wouldn't be here.

I'm going to do my best to participate in WBW and HNT this week. Promise.