Way Back Wednesday - Teeny Weeny Striped Bikini

Time for Way Back Wednesday, the game where The Kept Woman asks us to post embarrassing pictures of ourselves online for all the world to see. This weeks theme is:

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dotted Bikinis of the past! In celebration of my upcoming trip to Mexico lets see all those hot bathing suits of the past! No fair putting up a current shot of you looking hot..or airbrushing...that is also strictly against the rules...

Okay, well, first of all...there is no chance of me putting up a current bikini shot and looking hot. Not happening. I'm pretty certain my bikini days are over. I'm Okay with that, really. Second, I don't really need to photoshop the old photos because the quality was so shitty you can't see all the flaws and blemishes, anyway.

And here we have it. Wasn't the teeniest and it wasn't polka dots but it will have to do. This was taken roughly 10 years ago on a trip to Vegas (before I had moved there). That's my sexy pool walk right there, along with my sexy squint. My half-hearted attempt of trying to keep the desert sun from scorching my cornias. My favortie part about this picture?? The stretch-mark free belly. Ahhh...those were the days.



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