Stuff Portrait Friday - first time showin' my stuff

So, it's a little late. What else is new. Today I decided to play SPF with Kristine over at Random and Odd. (a game where she asked us to post photos of our crap) I'm a complete virgin and have been wanting to play for a while now. This week's assignment was EASY, which lately is all my overworked brain can handle. So here goes...

The Kitchen Sink:

With no dishes!!! I took this last night, though. Had I taken it during the day it would have filled with random sippy cups and elmo bowls. Seriously I do dishes by hand at least three times a day.

Something I need to fix:

This is our pellet stove. It's not the stove that needs fixing, but the sad tile underneath it. It was a do it yourselfer job, and as you can see, it needs to be done again. Besides the off center look, and loss of trim, the tiles are actually cracked underneath. Pretty!

Something I'm going to throw away after I take the picture:

I won't even tell you how many times I throw these away during the day, each time swearing that it will be my last. These little bastards make me fat and wired, so why do I love them so much?? I'll tell you why...ADDICTED. I swear those fuckers at starbucks put something in their coffee that makes you keep coming back for more. No more though, I swear. This is the last one...

PHEW!! I did it! That wasn't so bad. Now I'm off the dentist to get my temporary crown and have my mouth stretched and pulled and abused until it's beyond recognition. I know your jealous.

Did you play?