Half - Nekkid Thursday #35

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I've been neglecting my blog again lately, mostly because I have nothing to say. (there...I said it) But...it's Thursday and I'd hate to disappoint on the only day all you pervs tune in.

If there's a theme, again, I'm not doing it. I'm a rebel. I march to the beat of a different drum. I'm a rule breaker! Okay...maybe I'm just lazy.

...number thirty five in my half-nekkid journey...hidden.



Those of you who are just here for the skin may now be excused. For the rest of you...feel free to read on. Hello? Ah..well.

I feel like rambling. So here I go. Christmas is less than a week away. Gifts are bought and wrapped and cleverly hidden. I've lost a little of my spirit during the whole process. I was planning on making cookies and giving them to my neighbors. I used to, many years ago. Not here. The other places I've lived. Then I started thinking...shit...if I do it this year, I'll have to do it next year too...and the year after that...and holy shit...I've just condemned myself to a lifetime of giving Christmas cookies to these people I hardly know and rarely even talk to. That's just too much fucking pressure. I can't commit myself to that kind of crap. God! I've got enough shit to do. (are you feeling the Christmas spirit yet?) Anyway...the truth is I may not even be here next year, never mind for the rest of my life, BUT...just in case, I decided the nix the cookie idea. Unless, of course, they bring something over first and then I'm obligated to whip up a last minute batch and pretend like I'd intended to give them all along. Which...I kind of did...until now.

I just feel lazy. Uninspired. Bored. Tired. A bit nauseous. My only goal right now is to give my little man the best Christmas possible. Every thing else is kind of getting pushed aside to be dealt with...at a later date.

I renewed my drivers license. The picture looks retarded. It's better than my old one, which made me look like 15 years older than I am, but it's still retarded. I'm retarded.

I've been having heartburn lately. I've got to quit the chocolate.