Merry Christmas!!!!

There. I fucking said it. I know it's all taboo in this day and age, but...you know...I like to shake things up. Now that I've done that...I'll go back to being the diplomat, that I get so tired of hearing I am, and I'll also say...

Happy Hanukkah!
Happy Quanza!
Feliz Navidad!
Happy Winter Solstice!
Happy HOLIDAYS!
Happy Fucking Winter!
Happy Birthday!

Did I forget anything?? Probably. If I left whatever it is you celebrate out, feel free to fill in the blank here...Happy _________. If you run out of room you can use the back of the sheet. If by chance you don't celebrate anything at all, please don't let the above happy wishes offend you...and just go have yourself a nice day.

Why am I such a wise ass?? Who knows. Seriously, though, I wish you all the best! I'm not sure if I'll be back before New Year, so I'm getting all my well wishing out of the way now.

Just a couple of things before I go. To answer TKW's question yesterday...NO announcement to be made. The rabbit is not dead. I swear.

And to anonymous...thanks so much for your concern. Really. I do feel strongly about a lot of subjects and I rather enjoy getting all wound up...or was that tied up??...I forget. Anyway, my point was..or is...that this here is the one place I don't have to take it easy. The one place I'm allowed to get all wound up and dump my wrath. If there's anyone who doesn't enjoy sharing in my rants and fits of insanity...well...you know the way out. That being said...don't forget to pick your happy or merry from the list above before you leave.

Okay. I'm done.