What happened over winter break...

We'll get to that. But first...I'm back. If anyone cares. Does anyone care? Have I lost ALL of my make believe friends? OH, damn. I think I have a fear of commitment. When I first get started it's all well and good. New, fun and exciting. But then...well it starts to get old and feel like a job...a chore...a responsibility...and then, well, I bail. This hear could explain a lot about my life. Anyway...

What happened over my winter break...in list form...because we love lists.

1. Jack started preschool. I'm now a free woman three mornings a week. This is a HUGE deal, considering I've only had a babysitter THREE times in the past two years eight months.

2. An astronaut peed in her pants all the way from TX to FL just so she could go all crazy on some chick that she thought her "make believe" boyfriend was fucking.

3. I had my fourth colposcopy. Lab results aren't back yet, but it's most likely NOT cancer, which is a good thing.

4. I'm not pregnant. Feb was the cut off month for trying, so at this point it is safe to say I will not be having anymore babies unless they are accidents. I'm really okay with that.

5. I'm still fighting off the tail end of a nasty virus my son brought home on his first day of preschool. NASTY! But I'm better, thanks for asking.

6. I think we should put our house on the market. Jack's daddy does not. A difference of opinion that neither of us is working to resolve.

7. I celebrated, and I use that term lightly, my 35th birthday. I still don't look a day over 25. Agree with me on this one...mmmkay?

8. I started taking my pink pill again, but only for three days. It turned me into a zombie, so I stopped and am now trying to plow my way through my own anxiety using natural methods, like vitamins and exercise (go TOM...jk)and the occasional alcoholic beverage.

9. The nasty virus enabled me to lose 7 lbs and stop smoking. For now at least.

10. I lived through another anniversary of my mothers death. It always amazes me. And freaks me out that I am now older than she ever was.

11. On that very same day, Anna Nicole Smith died. It upset me. It always upsets me when someone dies (well, almost always), but this upset me more. I like Anna Nicole in all her disfunction and tabloid lifestyle. The media is making a joke of her life and death. The media sucks ass.

12.um..um..um..what else...I guess that's pretty much it. I haven't shaved my legs in a few days...but you don't care about that.

So there you have it. The life and times of me. I haven't been around the blog block in a while but I'm dying to make the rounds and check up on all my favorites. I feel so out of touch when I don't know what's going on in everyone's lives. It's like I need to swim around in your disfunction, so I can make peace with my own.

Anyway. What's on the agenda? Well...I'm thinking of giving this place a face lift...or maybe moving it altogether...or maybe starting a new blog...or several separate ones...or something. I'm not sure yet. As you can tell.

Just one random thought before I go...shouldn't the word BLOG be in bloggers spell check??...I'm just saying...